January 2012
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Brandon: He's got a good voice for this game, like a game show host.
Carter: I'll take "victims of the rape castle" for five hundred, Alex.
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Adam: I need to put this tiara on more provacitavely.
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Kurtis: I just saw Pulp Fiction for the first time recently.
Everyone: WHAT?! WHAT?!
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Adam: We are never allowed to write a sex advice collumn.
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Lucas: It smells like a forest that was set on fire by a bunch of alcoholics.
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Justin: Like a big, rubber, puple dildo.
Lucas: Yeah, if like, it was big. Or rubber. Or purple. Or a dildo. Maybe.
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Adam: Are you a pirate?
Lucas: Yup. Sailing the seven seas of corporate greed.
December 2011
And now, to clean the house before everyone arrives. Baaaah.
“My New Year’s Eve Toast: to all the devils, lusts, passions, greeds, envies,...”
– Patricia Highsmith (via misswallflower)
“Your duty is to draw
Out of the web of wrong,
Out of ill-woven deeds,
A...”
– Sara Teasdale, from “Duty” (via the-final-sentence)
“Books. People have no idea how beautiful books are. How they taste on your...”
– Rachel Kadish, Tolstoy Lied: A Love Story (via suzywire)
“Don’t bend; don’t water it down; don’t try to make it logical; don’t edit your...”
– Franz Kafka (via misswallflower)
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“The more I learn about this country, the more I think I should live somewhere...”
– Hunter S. Thompson (via suzywire)
“Who in the world am I? Ah, that’s the great puzzle.”
– Lewis Carroll (via misswallflower)
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Morgan: People on Omegle do not appreciate Time Lords like they ought to.
Matt: What are they saying?
Morgan: "Fuck you queerbait!"
Matt: FOOLS! You will bring on the rage of a thousand nerds of the Internet empire. Our hatered will block out the sun. And you cannot fight in the shade!
