Point form rage about school. Because rage.

- Wow, really? It took you five weeks to tell me the contact information of the course coordinator so I can get a seminar that fits into my schedule? 

- THANKS BRO, SO HELPFUL AND THOUGHTFUL.

- I’ve only been asking since the very first lecture!

- We have a meme page. Full of memes that aren’t even in the right format.

- A girl in lecture was looking at a bunch and giggling, and I could read them over her shoulder.

- If you can’t fit your joke into the “Y u no” format, you should not be using that meme.

- Seriously.

- Also, there are memes on our student government election posters.

- NO, I’M PRETTY SURE YOU ARE NOT THE “MOST INTERESTING CANDIDATE IN THE WORLD.”

- ASKING “Y U NO VOTE FOR ME” IS NOT A VALID CAMPAIGN SLOGAN.

- WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?! Memes belong on Reddit, to be up/down-voted and maybe posted on Tumblr occasionally, until they filter into obscurity and then die to be buried in mass, unmarked Internet graves. They do not belong outside of the series of tubes that is the Internet.

- Especially not on really, really poorly designed campaign posters and such.

- Could none of you really be arsed  to actually put a little bit of thought or time into your bid for student body president or whatever the title is?

- No? Then what right do you have to govern the student body?

- There’s actually a bit of RESPONSIBILITY and CREATIVITY and whatnot involved in that.

- MEMES DON’T LOOK GOOD ON A RESUME, OKAY?!

- FHSKJFHKJDSGHKJDSHGKJDGHKJDHGKJF.