SHUSH I STILL LOVE PEETA.
I love my roommates, holy crap.
The Pogues: ...you cheap lousy faggot --
Dad [stops in his tracks on his way through the kitchen]: Did she... did she just ...?
Morgan: Say "faggot?" Yes. Yes she did.
Dad: ...Okay. [Continues walking away].
Dad [stops in his tracks on his way through the kitchen]: Did she... did she just ...?
Morgan: Say "faggot?" Yes. Yes she did.
Dad: ...Okay. [Continues walking away].
Dad: I know Morgan, I try every day to do so.
Morgan: To disappoint me?
Dad: Yup. How am I doing?
Morgan: To disappoint me?
Dad: Yup. How am I doing?
Morgan: I'm excited. This means I'll have even MORE hilarious chats to upload to the Internet!
Matt: There will be thousands. Although if saying stupid things makes one amazing... by that logic, Kamiel is the most amazing person in the whole wide world.
Matt: There will be thousands. Although if saying stupid things makes one amazing... by that logic, Kamiel is the most amazing person in the whole wide world.
Matt: I take it you did not receive my bizarre message from several hours ago?
Morgan: I can't find my phone, one second... [Finds phone]
Text from unknown number: Sugar pancakes were had.
Morgan: Sugar pancakes?
Matt: Yes. I admit it wasn't as strange as the ones I sent JD/Sara/Jessica.
Morgan: WHAT WERE THEY?
Matt: Sara got "Orange radishes in a tent," JD got "Satan smiles at toads," Jess got "Potato Jesus blesses you."
Morgan: I can't find my phone, one second... [Finds phone]
Text from unknown number: Sugar pancakes were had.
Morgan: Sugar pancakes?
Matt: Yes. I admit it wasn't as strange as the ones I sent JD/Sara/Jessica.
Morgan: WHAT WERE THEY?
Matt: Sara got "Orange radishes in a tent," JD got "Satan smiles at toads," Jess got "Potato Jesus blesses you."
Also screen capping this because I can’t publish it, and I’m giggling like a goof.
Lucas: Anyways, what's up? Other than your severe genital mutilation, that is.
Mum: What are you up to?
Morgan: Nothing, I just finished my painting, see?
Mum: Nice! It looks really good. Oh wow, I really like the [detail omitted because Kyle follows me now wut]! You did more work to it than last time I saw it. Good job!
Morgan: Thank you! What you saw was just initial washes and stuff. I added India ink for details.
[Dad walks downstairs].
Dad: Sup, Goofy?
Morgan: I finished my painting! Do you like it?
Dad: No. [Laughs and walks away].
Morgan: Nothing, I just finished my painting, see?
Mum: Nice! It looks really good. Oh wow, I really like the [detail omitted because Kyle follows me now wut]! You did more work to it than last time I saw it. Good job!
Morgan: Thank you! What you saw was just initial washes and stuff. I added India ink for details.
[Dad walks downstairs].
Dad: Sup, Goofy?
Morgan: I finished my painting! Do you like it?
Dad: No. [Laughs and walks away].
Teresa: So awesome, I mis-spelt awesome.
Morgan: I didn't even notice, that's how awesome you are, BAM!
Teresa: Hahaha. Our lives are fantastic.
Morgan: Fantastic barely scratches the surface.
Teresa: There isn't a word for how amazing our lives are.
Morgan: Nope. It transcends normal human speech. There is not a word in any language to describe how awesome our lives are.
Teresa: Or is there...? DAS FLEICSH.
Morgan: I didn't even notice, that's how awesome you are, BAM!
Teresa: Hahaha. Our lives are fantastic.
Morgan: Fantastic barely scratches the surface.
Teresa: There isn't a word for how amazing our lives are.
Morgan: Nope. It transcends normal human speech. There is not a word in any language to describe how awesome our lives are.
Teresa: Or is there...? DAS FLEICSH.